10 Reasons for Wanting a Rubber Ducky

1. U can name him something cool and foriegn like Senor Dhuckh.
2. You can draw on them to make them a cery unique duck.
3. They SQEAK!!!!!!!!
4. They sometimes wear really awesome hats like Zorro.
5. If you have one you don't have to be jealous of the friends who do have one.
6. If you do have one you won't have to beat up the friend u r jealous of.
7. Once you have one you can get more to make a rubber duckie farm!!!!!!!!!.
8. You can take them anywhere, land or water and they won't die.
9. They make nice ornaments to hang out the window of a car going somewhere near Muller State Park.
10. They can listen to you sing in the shower and you won't get any grief from them whatsoever.

Aren't Rubber Duckies great?